Saturday, August 19, 2006

ugh

The season kicked off in high gear and everyone was certain of his team taking the trophy, going unbeaten all season and not losing to the virgin teams of this season. Well things backfired on my side, we almost lost on our first match in the emirates stadium but it was the future Beckham (if only he was an inch taller) that rescued us. That boy looks really good, he makes you think of fags otherwise.
Sorry Eddie, we’ll live another day, and I promise you this, can’t guarantee, but …you’ll fall in the emirates stadium.
So after our disappointment I decided to go get a prison break or X3.
As I was going through the lib shelves, some lady (I’ll call her that for formality)
came in and asked the new librarian that she wanted Jack Bauer part 5.....
God...its amazing..just amzaing...the poor librarian searched through all his collection and failed to find Jack. Yet he had all the 24's sleeping in his shelf comfortably.
So she decided to choose an "alternative", she asked for a Nigerian movie...my day was getting worse.
I just can’t believe that some one can go to a lib and get a “two can play that game remix in Nigerian and leave Pink panther on display. What is it with Ugandans and Nigerian movies? And the annoying thing they remember the titles and forget the flick Dicarprio drowned at the end (by the way to most it was the first time to see an actor die in his movie).

All this brought back sad memories ... there was a time we were watching a flick and a guy called Orlando bloom, Dicarprio...I felt like crying for the first time since crys called me a muganda.
He actually went on and told us more how Warlberg is Damon...
he not only stopped there... he told us how jack Bauer has just come on scene...
very few people know jack Bauer’s real aka, so is James bond, and Rambo (ok at one time we all did, if you don’t believe me ask a boo boy at home).
Yet the annoying thing they know Jenevive and some other fake guys of Nigeria Hollywood.
Can you blv they compare Julia Roberts with that gal, dammmmnnnnn!!!!
People these guys are known throughout the world, they have won Oscars and several other trophies (whatever they are) and are recognized as ambassadors, how do you get the zeal to compare them with akinukwa (whatver it means)?

7 comments:

crys said...

(maybe if u'd actually cried i'd take bak wat i said abt u and the muganda defn.) anywayz, i should've known u'd blog abt movies and futball. however, (dont tell anyone that i agreed with u on something;) i honestly dont get this craze about nigerian movies. over pink panther!? goodness!

~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

I beg to differ. Nigerian movies and pink panther are exactly the same thing.(entertainment) so are Anikwa and Julia Roberts.(good actresses) the only difference is in which kind you have been conditioned to appreciate and percieve as 'cool'. unfortunately.

~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

oh and I forgot to add. in reference to oscars and all, people will acknowledge and recognize their own. so don't be wondering why 'nakawunde' didn't get her well deserved emmy. which is why PAM awards are one of the things I'm proud that we have! Now all we need is drama awards.
Don't ever be tempted to think our people don't have it going on!!

and now I apologise for blogging in your comment section. I get opiniated about these things:)

muzukulu wa Nkali said...

@scotchbiscuits
you can act better than jenevive
In the pam awards, Chameloen always wins.
Entertainment, hmm?? why do you prefer India Arie"s music? why not Juliana, or namubiru, or Kawalya.

~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

you don't know that I prefer India.Arie to Juliana. you are assuming that I do...for reasons not too hard to figure out.
If makes you feel any better,I actually do. but thats because I like Iryn(the Nkuweeki chick) more.
and I would buy her cd before India Arie's anyday.
and while we are on the subject,how about you get me that cd for christmas? if for nothing else,for the fact that I write entire essays your in comment section.

p.s thanks for believing in atleast one african's acting potential!...but really I make a better interior designer.:)

~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

this is relative but doesn't chameleon deserve the awards he has got?
it's not about giving it to a different person every year,it's about giving it to the one who kicked ass the most,pleased the people.
meanwhile, that fact is going to change this year...if you looked at the nominations.
this is the part where you rest your case.

muzukulu wa Nkali said...

@scotchbicuits
they are not far away, he has been nominated in 3/4 categories, i wont be surprised if he gets all of them, he deserves the best video but not the others.
i'll send it plus a bonus of some kiwewa, a kadongo kamu pro who sang a kameme.
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