I was so bored today that i decided to go through my old mail looking for something amusing and i landed on quite some lovely application letter from some guy. here it goes, i dont know ehere it came from, i just copied and pasted.
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss inyou company of KDDA.
I complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in1997.
My skool Kibungut
high very good. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and nomallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and mymother mary in Swaziland country there 10 years now, no see she sonobody known to help me.
My certificate is just sitting home for itself, butpasses in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjectsbut fail in English because of Luhya teacher teaching meis jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth that Luhya teacher.
I here people you want security guards to you companyand I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shotthief dead.
I want to join the company of you and chase criminal out with meAK47. Please consider my aplication careful and call me anytime ! because me have celphone. I am red for! interview with you.
I am very hornest and can speak English free. Please also great your wife.
what amused me most was the great your wife.
about moi
- muzukulu wa Nkali
- He made it all by saying "let there be". yesss am a believer.....
4 comments:
ha,ha,ha. Keep a copy for me. our guard the other day said the brother's wife was giving a birth.
welcome to the new year. yeah, you knew i was going to say it!
actually the wife thing had me worried as my landlord is thinking of hiring security for the place where i stay 24/7, these guards end up more than greeting the wife!
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