Monday, September 17, 2007

shower hour

Dont get it all wrong, this aint big brother crap.

This is your shower hour, what do you do?
Mine is just this simple, ofcourse i have to be butt naked. I'll call it a bath.
People take all kinds of things to the bathroom for a bath, some steam bath, i dont know if there's a ice bath, others go with all kinds of soaps from shampoo oils, soap name it.
A bath or shower is one of the first things you do in the morning so i make sure i do enjoy it. The best bath is just plainly taking a bath of soap and a scrabber and just go with some lyrics in your head and sing the songs that will awwwwwww your bath. I got two both from the same dude

lets get it on
I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,
Let's get it on, Lets get it on
(awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, this is the best part, you got to shout it out loud.)
Let's get it on ,Let's get it on
We're all sensitive people..............
understand me sugar Since we got to be Lets say,
I love you There's nothin wrong with me Lovin you---
And givin yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true Don't you know how sweet and wonderful,
life can be I'm askin you baby,
to get it on with me I aint gonna worry,
I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush....
Let's get it on, Let's get it on ( awwwwwwwwwwwww dont forget this)
Let's get it on Let's get it on
This remains a record unparalleled in its sheer sensuality and carnal energy.
Then as your washing off all the soap,
Baaaaaaby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baaaaby ( you prolong it) I think I'm capsizing, the waves are rising and rising
( now the rising has got to be like that of eddie murphy in I-spy not the owen wilson one, make it rise)
And when I get that feelingI want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing baby is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's saxous
And it's good to me My baby
If you don't know the things you're dealing
aowwwwwwwwwwww
thats what i crammed, and i love it. it just spices up my boring morning.
The following day try, Bobby's stir it up, and no woman no cry and the next day go all jackson with thriller.
You dont have to know all the words, just sing what you heard or thought you heard or think it should be.
If you got a quack voice, thats even better when you singing the awwwwwwwwwww, but pliz dont spoil the dudes song.
If its a sunday, dont you go singing such nonsense, try a don moen.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOOOL i so pity your neighbours? :-)

Degstar said...

may i plz come listen to u bath?

lissingmink said...

never forget the AWWWWWWWWWW...

LMAO lol