Saturday, August 19, 2006

ugh

The season kicked off in high gear and everyone was certain of his team taking the trophy, going unbeaten all season and not losing to the virgin teams of this season. Well things backfired on my side, we almost lost on our first match in the emirates stadium but it was the future Beckham (if only he was an inch taller) that rescued us. That boy looks really good, he makes you think of fags otherwise.
Sorry Eddie, we’ll live another day, and I promise you this, can’t guarantee, but …you’ll fall in the emirates stadium.
So after our disappointment I decided to go get a prison break or X3.
As I was going through the lib shelves, some lady (I’ll call her that for formality)
came in and asked the new librarian that she wanted Jack Bauer part 5.....
God...its amazing..just amzaing...the poor librarian searched through all his collection and failed to find Jack. Yet he had all the 24's sleeping in his shelf comfortably.
So she decided to choose an "alternative", she asked for a Nigerian movie...my day was getting worse.
I just can’t believe that some one can go to a lib and get a “two can play that game remix in Nigerian and leave Pink panther on display. What is it with Ugandans and Nigerian movies? And the annoying thing they remember the titles and forget the flick Dicarprio drowned at the end (by the way to most it was the first time to see an actor die in his movie).

All this brought back sad memories ... there was a time we were watching a flick and a guy called Orlando bloom, Dicarprio...I felt like crying for the first time since crys called me a muganda.
He actually went on and told us more how Warlberg is Damon...
he not only stopped there... he told us how jack Bauer has just come on scene...
very few people know jack Bauer’s real aka, so is James bond, and Rambo (ok at one time we all did, if you don’t believe me ask a boo boy at home).
Yet the annoying thing they know Jenevive and some other fake guys of Nigeria Hollywood.
Can you blv they compare Julia Roberts with that gal, dammmmnnnnn!!!!
People these guys are known throughout the world, they have won Oscars and several other trophies (whatever they are) and are recognized as ambassadors, how do you get the zeal to compare them with akinukwa (whatver it means)?

Sunday, August 06, 2006

muganda

i asked someone last night to define me and
to my surprise she said, " muganda", well it surprised me because
the definition of muganda is mega depending,
say it could mean that you are too local; you watch yourself on tv and you dont beleive its you cause there's no way you got in.
accent; well most baganda's accents are not appeasing..and they just add luganda words to the english voca and it seems ok...like "kale those guys are bad".
dressing: baganda are smart people...even if hez going to a burrial.
am still pondering on the rest but whatever she meant left me thinking a lot.